Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong
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The Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong is a novelty glass piece that mimics the classic shape of a folded paper takeout box. Crafted from clear borosilicate glass, it features a vibrant red pagoda decal and an amber-tinted chopstick mouthpiece. Measuring six inches tall with a three-inch square base, it offers exceptional stability. Equipped with a fixed slitted downstem and a 14mm female joint, this piece delivers reliable water filtration and smooth draws for dry herb enthusiasts.
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Last Update: September 21, 2026
The Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong offers a highly recognizable, novelty glass design shaped precisely like a classic folded paper takeout box. Crafted for dry herb enthusiasts who appreciate unique aesthetic pieces, this six-inch water pipe merges an entertaining visual theme with reliable everyday functionality. The clear body is adorned with a vibrant red pagoda decal, instantly evoking familiar takeout containers. Beyond its playful appearance, it features a square, box-like base that provides excellent stability on flat surfaces to prevent accidental tipping. This piece serves as an eye-catching conversation starter while maintaining the structural integrity and smooth draw required for regular use.
Iconic Takeout Box Design
Built from premium borosilicate glass, the main chamber meticulously replicates the shape of a miniature Chinese food container. The front features a distinct red pagoda decal, while the top incorporates amber-tinted glass chopsticks that function as a fixed, angled mouthpiece. This creative integration allows for a comfortable draw while maintaining the overarching novelty theme.
Integrated Slitted Downstem Filtration
Despite its compact six-inch profile, the piece is equipped with a fixed slitted stem diffuser to ensure proper functionality. This percolation system effectively breaks down the draw, filtering and cooling it through the water before inhalation. The standard model features 3mm thick glass construction, providing a balance of lightweight handling and daily durability.
Stable Base and Standard Joint
The three-inch wide square glass base anchors the entire piece, significantly reducing the risk of tipping during regular use. It features a versatile 14mm female joint positioned at a precise 90-degree angle, making it compatible with a wide variety of standard dry herb slides and accessories for everyday functionality.
What’s in the box?
- 1x Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong (Standard 6-inch)
- 1x 14mm Male Joint Dry Herb Flower Bowl
- Note: A larger 9-inch XL variant with 5mm thick glass exists, and the standard version is also available in a curated subscription box bundle featuring extra accessories.
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